May 2011
1 post
I hate traveling and explorers
– Claude Levi-Strauss, Tristes Tropiques
January 2011
1 post
@chocobo: The internet should be illegal!
@jamiepinto: I’ve been saying...
December 2010
2 posts
That thing that’s governor of Texas? He should be put in the...
– Grandmother
@chocobo: ‘I don’t understand how your sheets stay so white.’...
November 2010
2 posts
The club can’t even handle me right now. And by the club I mean the...
– @chocobo
[After Steven explained calculus to Dave for 2 hours]
Dave: How did people...
October 2010
1 post
Everyone know that processed cheese is better than regular cheese; it’s...
– Steven
September 2010
8 posts
It’s a non-stop start-up! The fun never ends!
People are looking for writers; writers are looking for people.
– @jamiepinto
You can sleep when you’re dead.
– Natalia
Bike match-making
Natalia on her new bike: “It was an arranged marriage, but I heard those work out best at the end.” Steffi: “They may be more difficult at the beginning.” Natalia: “I can always get a divorce if I have to.”
Steven: When IS your birthday, Natalia?
Natalia: It’s my birthday today....
August 2010
5 posts
Meta-taggers →
Yes, this makes me so happy.
After the best book, the most beautiful woman, or the finest desert you’ve...
– Jean Baudrillard, Fragments: Cool Memories III, 1990-1995
April 2010
1 post
I’m the practical kind. I know how to make myself happy.
– Fallen Angels
February 2010
2 posts
If it’s NOT SAFE, I WON’T DO IT and I WON’T LET OTHERS DO IT
– sign
Tuning into “A” — or “B” or “Z” — on Google is like tuning into network TV in...
– http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/14/magazine/14fob-medium-t.html
January 2010
1 post
I’ve got my internet i on you, yeah
– http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/business/media/27adco.html?scp=1&sq=a%20little%20i&st=Search
December 2009
1 post
Don’t marry a dolt; it’ll be boring, and after six months...
– my grandmother
November 2009
1 post
If you meet anybody who says he went to A&M, say, ‘Thank you, I hope we meet...
– my grandmother
July 2009
1 post
One day I want you to say to yourself, “I’m going to go back to...
– my grandmother
June 2009
1 post
May 2009
7 posts
No more telephones: too much communication.
– Putney Swope
Soon we will make dates with girls on the moon.
But we too, as you know, don’t kill flies with our nostrils.
– Khrushchev