“I hate traveling and explorers” — Claude Levi-Strauss, Tristes Tropiques
“@chocobo: The internet should be illegal!
@jamiepinto: I’ve been saying that for years!!”
“That thing that’s governor of Texas? He should be put in the penitentiary!” — Grandmother
“@chocobo: ‘I don’t understand how your sheets stay so white.’
@fencebreak: ‘I wash them.’
@chocobo: ‘Washing sheets, jajaja.’”
“The club can’t even handle me right now. And by the club I mean the School of Information.” — @chocobo
“[After Steven explained calculus to Dave for 2 hours]
Dave: How did people solve anything before calculus?
Steven: They didn’t: They burned people at the stake; they locked Jewish people up in ghettos: it was fucked up!”
“Everyone know that processed cheese is better than regular cheese; it’s engineered to be better.” — Steven
“It’s a non-stop start-up! The fun never ends!”
Welcome to our start-up! It’s called The Green Room until we think of a better name. Nobody get excited, our start-up’s product is called Homework.
“People are looking for writers; writers are looking for people.” — @jamiepinto